1. Bart Simpson: It's always a party with Funzo!
2. Lisa Simpson: [Lisa walks up] I admit, it's kind of cute. But it'll never take the place of Malibu Stacy.
3. [Funzo takes the Malibu Stacy doll, breaks it, and throws it in the fire]
4. Lisa Simpson: AWHH! Did you see that!
5. Bart Simpson: Yeah! Funzo makes playtime fun!
6. [Funzo starts choking Bart's Krusty doll]
7. Bart Simpson: Hey, why is it destroying other toys?
8. Lisa Simpson: They must have programmed it to eliminate the competition.
9. Bart Simpson: You mean like Microsoft?
10. Lisa Simpson: Exactly! Come on Bart, we've gotta warn everyone.